Reverend Sunday Rides Again #15041

The Story

While smoking an Old Crypto-Nite cigar, the Reverend Sunday stops by on his bike for a personal visit with you. It’s the honorable reverend himself showing up at your front porch, or what’s left of him. Oddly enough, he can still find his way around without having too much left to work with. Must be one of the special powers of spooks.

This skeleton preacher has a concerned question about your church attendance and the condition of your soul. The REPENT sign is a not-so-subtle call to wear out the knees of your pants. It seems if a skeleton preacher can’t get you to church, then nothing will!

After seeing a skeleton preacher riding a bike down the streets in the town of Afterlife, there’s no doubt you’ll have seen everything there is to see in this world and the next. Hoo boy, there’s nothing like this firsthand kind of church public relations to scare the bejeebers out of everyone and this preacher always goes for that personal cold-to-the-touch touch. It’s a very wise idea to listen to the holy man. See you in church with spit-shined shoes this coming Sunday with Reverend Sunday…or else! Better yet, come early and sit up front!

So, smile and enjoy a cigar while ‘yer at it. Like the Reverend, you’d do well to try a quality hand-rolled Old Crypto-Nite for yourself. They’re guaranteed to burn forever, just like those wayward souls traveling on Route 666.

Location: Along Main Street in the town of Afterlife, Pennsylvania. Picture and story © Andrew Dierks